I like to think the place in Scenes From An Italian Restaurant is named Marinara Trench.

With apologies to Alan Perlis:

54 . Beware the Transformer tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is correct.

What if the Simplification is not caused by the bang of war but the whimper of convenience?

It occurs to me that maybe we lost Shock G too soon because he finished his bucket list:

  1. Eat up all crackers and licorice.
  2. Get busy in Burger King bathroom.
  3. Tickle phat girl.

There are two types of people in this world, those that think there are two types of people, and those who think every individual is unique.

The Fourth Estate is just fine. No problems.

Summertime

Yes you can recover from your cosmetic surgery at my BBLB&B, but forewarned is forearmed, it is owned by the nepo-baby of a rapper and a clothing magnate, LL Cool Beans.